The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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