I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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