Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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