Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Randomize
