It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think your dad took our porno
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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