With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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