they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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