I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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