Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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