shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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