So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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