It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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