wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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