Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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