dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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