so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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