I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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