do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
