So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
