when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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