my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
