Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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