He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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