i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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