why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He told me they were just razor bumps!
why do cheetos always look like penises
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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