I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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