Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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