So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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