going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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