Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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