gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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