I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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