What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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