i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
