just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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