she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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