i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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