I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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