Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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