yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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