I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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