what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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