Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
