Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im six kinds of drunk right now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Watching her eat just hurts me
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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