I need help removing her.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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