If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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