Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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