if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You were trust falling into bushes
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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