this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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