All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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