if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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