Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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