so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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