At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just google imaged poop.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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