I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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