So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize