Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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